You know, something just occurred to me, not sure why it didn’t sooner
Why DON’T advertisers want to put their ads next to adult content?
Like, ads already play in places they have no business playing in, like when I’m playing the My Little Pony app, aimed entirely at children, and I sometimes get ads on it for like, beauty products, coffee makers, electric shavers, etc.
Those ads don’t belong in an app for children
I understand something like a Barbie playset or a Disney’s Magic Kingdom thing because it usually results in the kid going “Mommy mommy mommy can I get this?” and sometimes the mommy buys it.
But when a kid sees an ad for a Gilette Fusion beard razor for men, they’re just gonna be like “???”
So it makes me wonder: If a website is adult oriented, like PornHub or the former Tumblr, why would someone advertising razors NOT want to advertise there? Why would Gilette wanna advertise on the My Little Pony app, but not on PornHub or Tumblr?
Wouldn’t electric shavers, hair care products, cosmetic makeup and energy drinks be something that someone on a porn site might be interested in more often than kids on a kid-friendly website might be?
Like if I’m sitting here browsing porn on Tumblr and I see a fucking Wendy’s or Pizza Hut ad, you better believe it makes me wanna go get Wendy’s or Pizza Hut are you fucking kidding me? I’ve on SEVERAL occasions gotten in my adult car that I have with my adult money that I earned doing adult things just to go get an adult burger from adult Pizza Hut
The ads have been successful SO MANY times, you know why? Because I’m an adult, with money, who makes money, who can use that money to buy products from advertisements
So when I see an ad on an adult website, I’m significantly more likely to consider it, but when I see an ad for an adult-oriented product like shaving cream while I’m playing My Little Pony, I just get confused and go “Why are they advertising shaving cream to kids????”
I don’t understand the stigma attached to advertising on adult websites
To me, it sounds extremely profitable
On PornHub I once saw an ad for mac n cheese where the tagline was “Food that you want to fork” and the guy was spanking his mac n cheese with his fork and calling it a bad boy, I laughed myself into tears, and I went to the store to buy a box and try it.
It sucked but the point is the AD WORKED
AND I HAD MY DICK IN MY HAND WHILE THE AD PLAYED
The fact that it played while I was watching porn didn’t make it any less effective and at no point did I think “What a gross company, advertising their product on a PORN SITE?”
Like fuck off with that, that mac n cheese was… Well it wasn’t great tasting but I still bought it. They got 4 dollars from me because an actor spanked his mac n cheese in front of me while I was spanking it to 3D futa girls fucking each other to Drum n Bass music.
Maybe I’m alone in that, maybe I’m an extreme minority
But I really don’t fucking understand what’s wrong with advertising on an adult website, it makes no sense to me.
Like honestly, I don’t understand why advertisers think that people will care that much that their advertising was on a porn or adult video.
Adults have money to buy shit. Your average person won’t care that a company put their ad in a porn video or something. Like, advertisers have this idea of being Moral ™ and Just ™ and it’s just like… we know you out for our money so drop the act of morality and purity and caring about people and shit when it comes to where you put your ads, esp when they put them in every other arguably inappropriate place.
It’s incredibly frustrating to because these advertisers pretty much have a chokehold on any large social media site, i.e tumblr, twitter, facebook, youtube, etc.
the answer is because puritan assholes are still a huge demographic and if your razor blades are advertized with BOOBIES a large group of people will literally get upset.
it’s more trouble than it’s worth, letting the puritans leave england was a mistake





